Rats! I just checked with the town clerk. I'm number 7 out of 9 in the list of names.
Oy! If I was in the first 6, I could count on some default votes because some people just check off the first 6 names.
Phooey! If I was last, I could make my sole sign say "Last but not least". But what do you do with 7th? How does one make 7th place a good spot? I'm open to suggestions. (Okay, not just open to them, pleading for them really.)
Maybe I should find out who is number 8 is and we can run a joint campaign. A lousy place on the ballot candidates.
Of course he or she could do an “Eight is Great” campaign. Phffft! The only things that rhyme with “Seven” are “Kevin” or “Leven”.
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How about:
ReplyDelete"Vote #7 for good luck!"
or
"A vote for number seven
will help you get to heaven!"
or
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
That's the slot to vote, by heaven!"